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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 02:11
Still no good
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
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Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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